If you're interested in becoming one with your computer, the blog Free Geekery offers some tongue-in-cheek handy tips, such as implanting an RFID (Radio Frequency ID) chip or becoming a human transformer by attaching a Fabric patch developed by engineers at the Massachusetts Institute of Technology to help you find your misplaced car keys or TV remote control.
On becoming less-than-human, the Geek says wryly: "The middle ground, perhaps, comes when society realizes that progress is inevitable, "evil" may exist alongside altruism, and — while hindsight is 20/20 — a little foresight and humor can help to create a gray area for a future where machines may outsmart a Mensa member. Even if you live on a limited budget, you can try a few of the following ideas on for size. Who knows? You might decide that you enjoy being less human and more resistant to all the limitations that the flesh endures."
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