You think I'm joking, dontcha? No such luck.
The good news is, apparently the FDA is already rethinking--make that "denying," actually--its brilliant idea of appointing a veterinarian to take the place of Susan Wood (who resigned over the agency's non-decision on Plan B) as head of the Office of Women's Health.
Yes, that's right, a veterinarian. Read more--if you think you can stand it--in the Washington Post.